Monty Presents: “Talk Like a Mainah”
Monty the Beaver is our resident mascot, and he’s been after his new guests about the funny way they talk: “Yah gotta talk like a real Mainah if yah wanna fit in” he says…. so he’s put together this little guide to help you get started:
Words |
Ahwah = 60 minutes, amount of time it takes to find a parking spot in downtown Bar Harbor in the summer. |
Ayuh or Yuuh = Yes, yup, yep, uh-huh, “eh?”. |
Bah Habbah = Bar Harbor, best place in the world to visit, even better place to live. |
Bangah = Bangor, second largest city in Maine, closest city to Bar Harbor that has a Sams Club. |
Beans = sportswear and sporting goods company LL Bean, the only Maine company known outside of Maine. |
Bettah = Better, should, oughtta, opposite of worsah. |
Bug = Lobster, spiny shellfish that turns red when you boil it, tourist food. |
Cah = Automobile, collection device for parking tickets in downtown Bar Harbor. |
Californier = California, where Hollywood is. |
Centah = Center, what’s inside the outside. |
‘Chout = Watch Out, look out, don’t be stupid. |
Chowdah = Chowder, a thick white soup with potatoes, may contain lobster or clams but mostly potatoes. |
Crittah = Creature, particularly those that burrow in your yard, live under your house, or have babies in your attic. |
Cunnin’ = Cute, particularly when referring to crittahs. |
Deah = Deer, furry, antlered garden-eating animals that own the town, or the girlfriend that owns you. |
Finest Kind = The best, how Mainers say “da kine”. |
Maahden’s = Mardens, a Maine junk store where everyone shops but no one admits to going. |
Mainah= Mainer, anyone from heah. |
Nor’eastah = Nor’easter, large storm that blows in from the northeast and really, really pisses people off. |
Pahk= Park, what you do with the cah, also place where little kids play. |
Pahtlan‘ = Portland, largest city in Maine named after Portland England or Portland cement, one of the two- we’re not sure which. |
Pissah = Something or someone that (who) is very unpleasant or nasty, the old lady at town hall who you need to see for everything. |
Wicked = Great, very good, the opposite of wicked. |
Yahd = Yard, place where your house sits. Also 3 feet. |
Phrases |
Down Cellah = In the basement, dark scary place where junk is stored. |
From away = stranger, newcomer, anyone who’s family hasn’t lived in Maine for at least 150 years. |
Go Upta Camp = Visit a vacation/hunting/fishing cabin, camping, what Mainahs do on vacation. |
It ain’t theyah no moah = reference to a long ago landmark that everyone (but you) knows about. |
Snow Machinin’ = Snow mobiling, riding a motorcycle that has a track and skis instead of wheels. |
Yah cahn’t get theyah from heah = You’re lost, budddy. Really, really lost. |
You people = your group, your kind, your ilk. Anyone from away- especially Californier. |
Now You Try a Few: |
“‘Chout when yah go down cellah, it’s dahk” |
“I’m goin’ upta camp to go snow machinin'” |
“It’s two ahwahs from Pahtlan’ to Bangah” |
“Last night’s nor’eastah was a wicked pissah” |
“The chowdah at Thurston’s is of the finest kind” |
“The deah that ate my gahden was a cunin’ crittah” |
“Yah cahn’t get theyah from heah. Take a right at Bob’s place (it ain’t theyah no moah), and go from theyah”. |
“You people can pahk yah cah ’round back in the yahd” |
“Come to Bah Habbah, ain’t nothin’ bettah- ayuh!” |
So what do you think? Did Monty get it right? Are there a few other Mainerisms that you know of?